Monterey, CA — Breaking news out of Monterey, California as a mother of 4 human children names her favorite– Gwennie, the family French bulldog. In just one single Instagram post, she managed to set her relationship with her biological children back many years while simultaneously using the word “Frenchie” 17 times. In an excerpt from the post, she points to the fact that Gwennie has the “cutest face she’s ever seen” and “hasn’t ever bit someone who didn’t deserve it,” traits that absolutely and unequivocally do not match with any French bulldog anyone has ever known. The Monterey mother’s ranked list is as follows:
- Gwennie
- French bulldog videos
- The kids
We reached out to the family and each declined to comment beyond one joint statement: Our mother has an addiction but she’s our mother. We love her not because of her “Frenchie” obsession, but in spite of it. We ask that you respect our privacy at this time.
We also contacted her husband who’s been living on the back deck since January. He made it clear that it’s not for lack of love for his wife that he’s moved out of the house, it’s because of the nice winter weather and beautiful stargazing he enjoys every night. He emphasized, too, that it definitely isn’t because of Gwennie’s sharp side eye or her zoomies on only his side of the bed or her growl when he so much as touches his wife.
-OTW News
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