Ben Wilder

I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body

June is the month when corporations all over the world United States celebrate people’s sexuality, so I thought it would be the perfect day to reveal my true self. I could use the attention and I really want Target to put me in one of their commercials. If I’m really lucky, I’ll get my faceContinue reading “I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body”

The Peloton Twerking Commercial – The Music, Pet Peeves, and More…

**UPDATE: Peloton’s latest high-cringe commercial features more irritating phrases, check it out!** Peloton is back with a brand new commercial for literally everyone. After all, the ad is called “Peloton. Anyone. Anywhere.” Gone are the days where Peloton is just a bike in your bedroom. Now it’s a bike, an app, a coach, a partner…Continue reading “The Peloton Twerking Commercial – The Music, Pet Peeves, and More…”

The Secret Apple Commercial – The Secrets, the Narrator, and the Music!

Apple has a new commercial airing out everyone’s secrets. No one is cheating on their spouse or stealing their friends brilliant inventions; the secrets are health-related and some are kind of embarrassing! Take a look then scroll down for more info… The Music. If you thought the music sounded familiar, you might have connected itContinue reading “The Secret Apple Commercial – The Secrets, the Narrator, and the Music!”

Which addiction would you rather have?

There are days I feel like I have my phone with me for almost every hour I’m awake. I think to myself, “Geez, so this is what addiction feels like, huh?” I think about people who smoke or use drugs or drink alcohol in excess. I can understand what they feel even if the drawContinue reading “Which addiction would you rather have?”

Listing an item for $1 on Facebook Marketplace

It’s a pet peeve I’ve had for awhile but it’s my current (least) favorite. I can’t even explain how much it ticks me the heck off when someone lists an item for $1 but the description has the actual asking price. Talk about bad etiquette! THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD GO TAKE A LONG WALK OFF AContinue reading “Listing an item for $1 on Facebook Marketplace”