Author Archives: Ben Wilder
My Dream Wedding
I have no fear of attention. Before the ceremony I’m engaging the crowd, amiable and confident. Friends and family make up the onlookers, most of which are smiling and chatty. There’s an air of excitement. I move to the back of the room to greet folks loitering outside the sanctuary doors, and I sense herContinue reading “My Dream Wedding”
Why I Don’t Like Magic’s Song “Rude”
A new offering to the library of island beats known as reggae music comes from a band with punctuation in it’s name but it’s not Fun., they’re called Magic!. It’s just awkward guys. How are people supposed to do this when periods and exclamation points are already included? It’s weird, OK, Magic!? Understand how thisContinue reading “Why I Don’t Like Magic’s Song “Rude””
Which Scooby Doo are you today?
Leave it to the everso loveable great dane for a perfect example of how it feels to be a human. Do these match up with your week? Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday.
What the phone thought she said…
Sometimes using the little mic icon on your phone to search Google is awesomely accurate… sometimes it’s not. My sister was in town and since we have a heated competition going between our two favorite NASCAR drivers, of course we’re going to search for the latest news. All I have to say is, Jeff Gordon’sContinue reading “What the phone thought she said…”
Out of the Wilderness 