Florida State Upsets Alabama in Real Life

Heading back to their sweet home, Alabama fans *had* to be stunned when Florida State upset them in the first game of the season for both teams. If there’s a team I love to see lose, it’s Alabama and to be honest, losing their first game isn’t Alabama’s biggest problem. They aren’t the team they used to be and the sooner fans can accept that, they’ll have better reactions than this:

Alabama fans have a few things to worry about in the immediate future, though. Namely, this is their quarterback.

That’s not the face you want on the leader of your team, right? On the flip side, Florida State already has half the wins they got in all of last seasons, so while it was a big win for them, they’ve got a lot of work to do to regain the elite status they once had.

-Out of the Wilderness

10 Screenshots Dating is A Joke – August 2025

If you’re not in the dating world… by choice or because you’re married or in a relationship, be thankful! Here are a few interactions I’ve had doing online dating. I’m not always the best communicator and I say some off the wall stuff sometimes, but these convos are real gems.

She had a handful of children and didn’t care to have a normal, adult convo so I thought I was so clever with a “baby daddy” zinger. Then she zinged back… I think… and I don’t know if I should be sad for her or give her major props.

Third time’s a charm… or not.

This woman stated that she loves being on the water but evidently she doesn’t love talking to guys she matches with. Even with a pretty good burn.

When you match with someone and it turns out you know her sister. I guess she wanted to be anonymous?

You absolutely cannot date this woman if you’re in her town for work or vacation. But if she comes to your town for work or vacation, all good. Makes complete sense.

Her profile was well put together, using the analogy of her life being a story that’s still getting written. I played off of that when I had my one-sided conversation with her.

We were having a playful conversation listing things we thought were unpopular opinions. I had no idea I was talking to a former high school cheer captain. Sheesh.

She listed on her profile that communication is something she thinks highly of. Or maybe she’s just lying to herself.

Hello… a five-letter word that is taboo to some.

Now I’ll never know who was at the door.

-Out of the Wilderness

Reactions of the Swift Kelce Engagement – Part 2

Check out part 1 here for 13 great reactions to the Taylor Swift engagement to Travis Kelce. Here are 12 more to wrap up the funny X posts about the love birds…

CEL…

LASIK.com…

@loveinthebrain…

McDonald’s…

Uber Eats…

Walmart…

Only Murders in the Building on Hulu…

Crumbl…

Icyy…

Miami Heat…

Encyclopaedia Britannica…

College Football Playoff…

-Out of the Wilderness

Taylor and Travis Engagement – 13 Great Brand Reactions

It’s been two days since Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift made their engagement known to the world. Here are 13 fun reactions from businesses and people on X…

Publix…

Shake Shack…

HEB…

Panera…

Adam Schefter…

Buffalo Wild Wings…

Wendy’s…

Sam Block…

Olive Garden…

The Babylon Bee…

Duolingo…

USF…

Wingstop…

-Out of the Wilderness

Anne Wilson – “God Story” Sounds A Lot Like…

This is turning into rabbit hole, folks. I wrote a while back about two new songs in Christian music that are so matchy matchy that somehow in some way they must be connected behind-the-scenes. The title of both songs is “God Did It,” one by Micah Tyler and the other by TobyMac. It’s not just the title that the songs share. Listen to both here and notice the similar sound of the chorus on both tracks. But the mystery doesn’t end there. Listen to a new song from Anne Wilson and see if you pick up on anything interesting…

Am I just hearing things or does the cadence in that chorus sound a lot like both God Did Its? ‘GOOOOD did-it’ can be heard in the Anne Wilson chorus as ‘GOOOOD sto-ry’. On top of that, the call has a response from a synthesized choir– “God did it… God did it” and “God story… God story.” If they’re not carbon copies of each other, they’re at least fraternal triplets. Or, if the first two songs are avocado and guacamole (a comparison I used in this blog about those songs), then Anne’s song must be… avocado toast? Yummy! But who’s the chef behind these taste creations? Well, obviously God is behind such good and uplifting songs but when it comes to human input, there’s a link between Micah Tyler’s song and Anne Wilson’s. A guy by the name of Jeff Pardo is a co-writer on both songs and his influence can be heard.

It’s like a painter who has a particular style throughout a series of paintings or a clothing designer’s collection having a theme running through multiple wardrobes. That’s the lens I’m using with the two tracks co-written by Jeff Pardo. He’s a great writer with lots of song credits to his name, check him out Instagram and while you’re at it, I guess you should follow the rest, too…

@JeffPardo

@AnneWilsonMusic

@TobyMac

@MicahTylerMusic

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-Out of the Wilderness