I’ve been hearing chatter about an upcoming toilet paper shortage. I thought these days were past us, people! Good thing today’s post will wipe the slate clean by flushing your fears and giving you a fresh feeling of happiness. I’m declaring from the porcelain throne that now is the time to take the plunge, makeContinue reading “Spray Now or Forever Hold Your Pee”
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Who hasn’t wiped since July?
It can’t just be me. I have a bidet and if you don’t, you need to stop what you’re doing right now and order one. It will… change… (scroll down) your… (scroll down) LIFE! (stop scrolling) ThisContinue reading “Who hasn’t wiped since July?”
Out of the Wilderness 