The Bachelorette Episode 4: Ryan P’s “Awww Shucks” Face.

Ashley and the guys begin the episode by flying to Phuket, Thailand. I’m going to stray from my normal post and write in the style of the well-known if not famously popular Nick Shell, so without further ado… here it goes…

Video shots of Thai motorboats: 5

Video shots of the sun: 0

Beautiful Asian women: 2

red shoes: 1 pair (Blake)

How many Thai people were offended by the short shorts Ashley wore: all

Commercials with Asian women in them: 7

Umbrellas: 8

Thai man giving marriage advice: 1

What Ashley has that she’s ready to give away again: her heart

Socks at the beach: 1 pair (Constantine)

Ashley compared to fruit or a guinea pig: 2

Elephants painted on a wall: 1

New mattresses for the Baan San Fan Orphanage: 4

Cute orphaned kids: 10 (out of 10)

“buzzing around me”: 2

Bachelor that has already been to Thailand for cooking school: 1 (Ames)

“awww shucks” face from Ryan P.: 7

Awesome Fantasy Bachelorette Leagues: 1

Roses went to: Constantine, Ben F., Ames, Lucas, Ryan P., J.P., Nick, Mickey, Blake, William, Ben C.