Hawaiian shirt Friday is preceded by Hawaiian shirt Monday through Thursday.
You take naps in a hammock. In your neighbor’s yard.
When you hold a piece of paper, you can’t tell where your hand ends and the paper begins. Yes, you’re that pale.
It’s still colder outside your house than inside your refrigerator.
You refer to June as “…the month I’m hittin’ PC Beach! Holllllaaa!”
North Korea’s gonna blow the world up anyway, might as well get some sun first.
Your tramp stamp hasn’t seen the light of day since Labor Day 2011.
The state of Florida said a good place to “stand your ground” is at the beach. Holllllaaa!
You just watched Titanic 3D and thought the door Rose floated on looked like a righteous surfboard.
As much as you’ve heard about Trayvon Martin, Lindsay Lohan, politics, or NFL scandals… you literally wish you had your head buried in the sand.
Click here for more:
10 More Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation
Discover more from Out of the Wilderness
Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.
Out of the Wilderness 