Where’s Paris Hilton?

Paris Hilton. She’s off somewhere celebrating a new love relationship with a puppet. Sounds a bit odd, right? Well, I thought so too, when I woke up from a dream where Paris Hilton was off somewhere celebrating a new love relationship with a puppet. Naturally my next thought was, “Well, where IS Paris Hilton, anyway?”

It used to be that she was in the news almost daily with her TV appearances, her music (yeah, she made music), or scandals involving sex tapes or feuds with her bestie Nicole Richie. Didn’t they get in feuds?

I suppose anyone who doesn’t have much to offer besides blonde hair and thin-ness is destined to fade away from the spotlight. But does anyone know what happened to her, without having to look it up? I reallllllllllllly, reallllllllllllllllly don’t want to spend any time finding out what’s going on with her, but so you DON’T have to, I’ll spend the next 10 minutes researching. Then I’ll post my findings here…

She’s partner and investor of “The Glam App”… some sort of hair appointment thing.

She’s apparently still making music:

Her social channels- Facebook, Twitter, Instagram- all have the exact same posts.

She served as executive producer on a documentary in 2018 called The American Meme.

She may or may not be dating an actor named KJ Apa.

Ok, ok, 10 minutes was almost more than my stomach could handle, so I’m glad that’s over. Did you know any of these things about the evidently-still-alive-and-still-richer-than-everyone Paris Hilton? Care to share? If so, comment below!

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes an 11-year-old beagle and a 9-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, dog boarding, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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