While I was out running a thousand errands, I stopped by Sam’s Club to pick up dog food. As you know, almost anything you get from a warehouse store like Sam’s is going to be enough food to feed a pack of dogs for a year, so I loaded up dog food for my two pups and might have simultaneously triggered an FBI (Federation of Beagle Investigators) for cruel and unusual punishment.

How terrible of a dog owner am I for doing this? And you KNOW beagles have a nose that can smell food from a mile away. In my defense, I should get some points for taking them on a walk only a half hour before this pic was taken! Because, of course, the errands I had for today included walking them at a nearby Greenway.
OK, your turn. Tell me how bad I am and how many treats I owe them for this!
-Out of the Wilderness