I recently posted the Best Woke Pick-Up Lines for 2022 so it’s only fair to do the flip side, as well. So let’s get right into it. Here are the best MAGA pick-up lines for a guy to pick-up a traditional woman.
10. After dinner, would you like to get on Twitter and troll some liberals?
9. Does it turn you on when I say I never watched a second of the January 6th hearings?
8. If the COVID vaccine makes me immune to your love… well, I still won’t get it. But you DO boost my happiness.
7. Three things that best describe me — ultra fun, ultra cute, ultra maga.
6. Hey baby, thinking about you gives me a January 6th sized ins-erection.
5. Actually, it IS an ar-15 in my pocket, but yes I’m happy to see you, too.
4. You wanna do some role-play? I’ll be a border patrol agent and you’re crossing illegally.
3. You want me to talk dirty to you? Ok. Abortion is murder. Capitalism. Fauci stinks.
2. You’re like COVID booster shots. I keep needing more of you.
1. President Biden and I both need kneepads. He falls off bikes and I’m falling in love.
Thanks for dropping in…
-Out of the Wilderness