The Best Woke Pick Up Lines for 2022

Here are a few pick-up lines to help guys find a modern woman to date.


10. If I identify as a fireplace, will you come sit next to me?

Red Sky Fireplace GIF by Hunter Hayes - Find & Share on GIPHY

9. Hey you. My pronouns are “yours” and “forever.”

Couple In Love GIF by Shania Twain - Find & Share on GIPHY

8. What would you think if I told you Bernie Sanders is my spirit animal?

Jimmy Fallon Bernie 2020 GIF by Bernie Sanders - Find & Share on GIPHY

7. If we get married this year, we can celebrate our 10th anniversary at AOC’s inauguration.

Happy The Kid Mero GIF by Desus & Mero - Find & Share on GIPHY

6. You want to date a feminist, right? Well, I have cats.

Season 5 Episode 118 GIF by Friends - Find & Share on GIPHY

5. Can you feel it? There’s enough electricity between us to keep Texas warm in the winter.

Sesame Street Snow GIF by chescaleigh - Find & Share on GIPHY

4. Can I be the next greeter of your chest feeders?

Boobs GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY

3. After dinner and dessert, are we going back to my protest or yours?

We Will Not Be Silent International Womans Day GIF by GIPHY News - Find & Share on GIPHY

2. Does it turn you on to know I haven’t read any of J.K. Rowling’s books?

Flying Harry Potter GIF by The Story Room - Find & Share on GIPHY

1. I support your right to choose me as your next boyfriend.

Is207 Im Sorry GIF by truTV’s I’m Sorry - Find & Share on GIPHY

Thanks for dropping in…

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes an 11-year-old beagle and a 9-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, dog boarding, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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