Here are a few pick-up lines to help guys find a modern woman to date.
10. If I identify as a fireplace, will you come sit next to me?
9. Hey you. My pronouns are “yours” and “forever.”
8. What would you think if I told you Bernie Sanders is my spirit animal?
7. If we get married this year, we can celebrate our 10th anniversary at AOC’s inauguration.
6. You want to date a feminist, right? Well, I have cats.
5. Can you feel it? There’s enough electricity between us to keep Texas warm in the winter.
4. Can I be the next greeter of your chest feeders?
3. After dinner and dessert, are we going back to my protest or yours?
2. Does it turn you on to know I haven’t read any of J.K. Rowling’s books?
1. I support your right to choose me as your next boyfriend.
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-Out of the Wilderness