Shark Tank Guru and Harris Geek Squad Member Mark Cuban sat down with self-proclaimed geek Kamala Harris to ask her a few questions about her policies. I’ll save you 6 minutes by giving you the highlights…
Mark: What does the grind of campaigning feel like?
Kamala: I go all day long.
Me: That’s what she said.
Mark (expectantly): What does your workout look like??
Kamala: I get on the elliptical.
Mark: *waiting for more*
Kamala: *No, that’s it*
Mark: Why are you a geek?
Kamala: My mom was a scientist, right?
Mark: Yes.
Me: I thought she grew up in a middle class home.
Mark: You said it only took a year to build the Empire State Building.
Kamala: Yes.
Mark: *contines to ask a random question about the deficit*
Me: 🤔
Kamala: …in terms of…
Me: I hope they copyrighted this signature phrase.
Kamala: I love how you finish my…
Mark: Sentences.
Both: 🤗
Kamala: Trump is applying a machete.
Mark: *nods*
Me: When’s the last time anyone “applied” a machete to something? Next thing you know they’re gonna say Tim Walz taught football.
Mark: Trump is the Grinch that stole Christmas.. This time next year…
Me: Did he ALREADY steal it or he’s GOING to steal it?
Me: *confused*
Mark: All China toys are gonna be too expensive, Christmas is officially ruined.
Kamala: I’m going to build everyone a house.
Mark: work life balance!
Me: 🥴
Mark: Geek Lives Matter.
Kamala: Trump is Hitler.
-Out of the Wilderness
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