Ben Wilder

I Owe $5,000

Some things I just won’t ever forget. One is that I owe this junior high girl $5,000. Well, she was a junior high girl. And I was just a kid walking around in my Starter jacket hoping to get braces one day soon. I’m not sure what the money was for, if she still remembers,Continue reading “I Owe $5,000”

10 Days of Top 10 Posts: #4

One of my favorite segments on Jay Leno’s show is the “headlines.” So this next post of mine is probably my favorite of the top 10. #4: Funny Signs, Newspaper Blunders, And More More about the post: I gathered these photos over the course of a few months. It was fun to finally post themContinue reading “10 Days of Top 10 Posts: #4”

Man’s Best Friends

It’s been a while since I posted anything about my adorable best friends Piper and Asia. But rest assured, they are still adorable and make me laugh every day. Today I started teaching Asia to speak which is obviously just a bark. Holding a treat in my hand I say “speak” then I bark. SheContinue reading “Man’s Best Friends”

10 Days of Top 10 Posts: #5 Dogs

If this were a Christmas song, we’d be up to 5 golden rings. Check out a post about why dogs would love to roll around on 3 dead French hens and 2 deceased turtle doves. #5: Why Dogs Roll Around On Dead Animals More about the post: My dogs, like many others, sniff around andContinue reading “10 Days of Top 10 Posts: #5 Dogs”

Man, You’re A Lady Bug

Have you ever wondered how male lady bugs feel? (and if you’re a guy who owns a Volkswagon Beetle manufactured between 1997 and 2011, this goes for you, too) It seems inherently paradoxical to be a male lady bug. Or a male cat for that matter but don’t even get me started on cats. YouContinue reading “Man, You’re A Lady Bug”