Author Archives: Ben Wilder

Carnation Instant Breakfast: You’re Gonna Love It In An Instant!

Carnation must love this. They must be eatin’ this up! Here I am a grown man singing a jingle I heard as a small innocent child who didn’t know Carnation was responsible for milk that I had to eat up! Thanks a lot, creators of powdered milk! Powdered milk… the double-edged sword. When we wereContinue reading “Carnation Instant Breakfast: You’re Gonna Love It In An Instant!”

Going 80 in a 40

I begged, I pleaded, but no one I talked to seemed willing budge… except one kind lady. It was an odd circumstance because I wasn’t immediately given a speeding ticket. I was brought into a room where I had a chance to present my case… and it wasn’t going well. That’s where they handed meContinue reading “Going 80 in a 40”

Funny Record Album Covers: Part 1

Nothing says “You are special to me” like these fantastic records. You’d think Don Costa could’ve sprung for a few more roses, or at least a bigger one. Let’s just hope Tommy doesn’t have a guitar for every affair. That’s 50 women! Talk about going viral. Please don’t ever leaf me! This guy knows whatContinue reading “Funny Record Album Covers: Part 1”