Funny Record Album Covers: Part 1

Nothing says “You are special to me” like these fantastic records.

You’d think Don Costa could’ve sprung for a few more roses, or at least a bigger one.
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Let’s just hope Tommy doesn’t have a guitar for every affair. That’s 50 women! Talk about going viral.2

Please don’t ever leaf me!3

This guy knows what he wants, and by the bullets around his waist, I’d say he’s gonna get it. 4

I guarantee you watching a performance by these folks is someone’s sad side of life. 5

Check back later for more hilarious album covers!

A Duck Dynasty Valentines Day Message

phil

A Prayer for Today

Lord,
Please make me into the husband you want me to be one day.

Help me become the dad I want to be one day.

But for now, let me be the best brother, son, and uncle I can be because that’s who I am today.

praying hands

Blueberries

blueberriesThey say blueberries are good for your memory. So lately, I’ve been eating a lot of blueberries. Except on Wednesdays because, y’know, there are some things I want to forget.

-Out of the Wilderness

Orelectic Green

Orelectic.

A word that made so much sense in my dream. I was in a restaurant. I was leaving when the hostess asked me for a noun. I thought, “Denim overalls. Perfect.” The Mad Libs sentence finished with ‘orelectic green.’ I remember thinking that it’s a color I’d never heard of but sounds like a nice shade of green. Since that dream, I’ve searched and can’t find ‘orelectic’ anywhere. I guess that’s the stuff dreams are actually made of… nonsensical combinations of events, people, or letters.

-Out of the Orelectic Wilderness
green denim overalls