You tell everyone you watch Nascar to make fun of the fans, but you’re secretly upset that Jimmie Johnson’s pit stops were slower than the other drivers back in Daytona.
The first thing that comes to your mind when someone says “snack” is “deer jerky.”
When you get in your vehicle, you’re actually sitting taller than when you were standing outside your vehicle.
You lost the school spelling bee because you added an extra ‘e’ in deer.
You are responsible for 3 or more dogs.
You think of anyone north of Alabama as a yankee.
You say things like, “…took him behind the wood shed.”
You know the fashion fad in the mid-90s was named after Bo and Luke’s cousin, Daisy Duke.
You believe La Quinta is Spanish for, “behind Cracker Barrel.”
The city you live in is followed by: , Kentucky.