Daytona 500 – Out of the Wilderness

It’s a Fight!!!! (Daytona 500 Part 5)

So where did we leave off? Oh yeah, right before the fight… Harsh words. Chicken sandwiches. Beer bellies. We were in line to get lunch when this guy who was slightly intoxicated cut to the front of the line. Players in this story are: Suit Guy (not sure why he was wearing a suit butContinue reading “It’s a Fight!!!! (Daytona 500 Part 5)”

Things I Can’t Unsee from the Daytona 500 (Daytona 500 Part 3)

I interrupt the regularly scheduled post to bring you an assortment of fantastic images from the Daytona 500. Only at a NASCAR race will you see stuff like this! Continue on to part 4!

Lady and Gentlemen, Start Your Engines! (Daytona 500 Part 1)

Fast cars. Loud engines. Jean shorts. Lady and gentlemen, start… your… engines! Last week, my sister and I went to our first NASCAR race, the Daytona 500. There was fun, there were games, but it wasn’t all fun and games. I’ll get to some of that later, but the story starts back in November onContinue reading “Lady and Gentlemen, Start Your Engines! (Daytona 500 Part 1)”

10 Signs You’re More Redneck Than You Think

You tell everyone you watch Nascar to make fun of the fans, but you’re secretly upset that Jimmie Johnson’s pit stops were slower than the other drivers back in Daytona. The first thing that comes to your mind when someone says “snack” is “deer jerky.” When you get in your vehicle, you’re actually sitting tallerContinue reading “10 Signs You’re More Redneck Than You Think”