In My Dream, All I Wear are Green Overalls.

I was leaving a restaurant when the hostess asked if I could give her a noun, Mad Libs style. So I wrote in “denim overalls.” The final sentence: In my dream, all I wear are denim overalls in orelectic green. She was going to read the sentence to the entire restaurant. The bad news: I’ll never know ifContinue reading “In My Dream, All I Wear are Green Overalls.”

A Dream Vacation

“Aruba, Jamaica, ooooo, I wanna take ya… to Bermuda, Bahama, come on, pretty mama! Key Largo, Montego, baby why don’t we go?” I woke up singing the lyrics of “Kokomo” by the Beach Boys. It’s one of those disappointing mornings when you realize the dream you just awoke from is better than real life, know what I mean? ThisContinue reading “A Dream Vacation”

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #2

So I had a dream recently, and in it I was making a dance compilation video for “Call Me Maybe.” Hey, everyone’s doing it, so the dream wasn’t far from reality. The only thing I remember, though, is being in a room, behind the camera, recording the dance moves of Lil Wayne. Not totally embarrassingContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #2”