The case of the unfit underwear

I tried to get in and out of Walmart without embarrassing myself too much, but how often do those plans usually work out, right? I was up front with the customer service lady, telling her I need to return my underwear. At first it was just her and I, still embarrassing but at least it was our little secret.

Then somehow it spread to another employee, then another and another! All I wanna do is return these “fashion” briefs for just regular ol’ briefs. Is that too much to ask?

Not to mention, take a look at the pic on the package, no pun intended…

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I was silly to think I could pull these off (I intended that pun). But look at this guy, totally rockin’ the briefs! I swapped out this set of 6 briefs for another set of 7. And I can’t even tell you the amount of times I had to say the size… yes, they’re smalls. Dang it. They were less expensive but not colorful and fashionable. Plain. White. Small. Briefs.

I guess it’s time I face the facts, I’ll always be a tighty whitey kind of guy.

-Out of the Wilderness

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7 thoughts on “The case of the unfit underwear

  1. I’ve been into underwear for quite some time…probably since I was a teenager. No matter what style of FTL or Hanes, they never fit right. Of course, there wasn’t much of a choice in the backwoods of Alabama to get anything else and it was before the advent of the internet. When I moved to Atlanta, I was able to get 2xist briefs and I haven’t turned back. Of course, it’s much better if you can find them at TJ Maxx, Marshall’s, or Ross. Sometimes you can find them for cheap online.

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