6 things you can get on Amazon RIGHT NOW

These are 100% real and you can order them as soon as right now on Amazon. No joke! Side note: If you do happen to order any through the links provided, I get a small commission at no cost to you. Amazon makes me say that but this post isn’t about you purchasing these things, it’s about how downright silly and funny they are. Take a look!

1. Animal socks… so good of quality 🙂 If you’re claiming these are quality, wouldn’t you at least want to spell quality right?

animal socksanimal socks2

2. Beer belly… I can’t even with this one.

beer belly

3. Farting coloring book… Now, I actually kinda like this! What kid doesn’t want to color farts? I just hope it’s not a scratch and sniff book.

farting coloring book

4. Hillary toilet paper… clean up, just like Trump did on Election Day 2016

hillary toilet paper

5. Potty Putter… if you hit the ball into the water hazard on this one, good luck getting it out!

potty putter

6. To Texas and back… I don’t mean to nitpick, but both hearts are in Texas. So what’s the “and back” about? They never left Texas, I know it’s a big state but come on!

texas and back

-Out of the Wilderness


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Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes a 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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