I once dated a woman who didn’t like my dogs. Eventually there was a proposal, an engagement, and a wedding. I hope she and her new husband are happy! Not a chance I’d stay with any woman who didn’t take my dogs as her own, too. That’s the sentiment behind a funny, new commercial from Freshpet. Take a look… and if you have a moment, consider donating to my blog site to help me continue posting every day at 1pm!
Hi there, I’m Ben and just like the guy and the lady in the ad, I’m single. Do I enjoy the modern dating game? Sometimes. But if anyone I date is not a “dog person” or she’s allergic to dogs, I’ll be showing her the door. On the flip side, I’m allergic to cats so that’s a deal-breaker, too. Maybe my requirements are rude, I don’t know? *sniff*sneeze*
I love this Freshpet commercial, although slamming the door in the face of a red-head is like pulling the pin from a grenade. Do you really want to take that chance? OK, OK, our pets are worth it. Dogs are the best. Here are my two pups, Piper and Asia. I’ve had them for over a decade and while it’s not always easy (see: dog gets head stuck in treat jar), I love the companionship and laughs.
See you tomorrow!
-Out of the Wilderness
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Rrrriiiiggghhhhhttt. Put “the dog” in a crate and enjoy time with an “attractive” woman. Maybe even several dates. Maybe weeks, months, even years! Or until you are finally able to “see” clearly and realize she is not a dog person and never will be and you’ve just shooed your dog, your loyal bud, into a crate to watch and wait for her to decide she doesn’t want to be with you? (“who wants (for now) to be with you” ??) It’s YOUR life with YOUR DOG(s). Why would you give someone else the control over how you treat (and suddenly betray) your dog? I see. So it’s the dog first, front, and center…until the next shiny new thing blocks your view and distracts you. Squirrel.
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oh look, a bitter little (Anonymous … hmmm?) woman annoyed about someone who doesn’t want to put up with her selfish BS anymore and her schill below her licking her petty queries boots.
enjoy your lives together. No, wait. She’ll probably dump you when sh3s bored or the first time she thinks youre questioning her royalty
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Hilarious Commercial!
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Examining this commercial–You’re (actor) a total dweeb, wearing an apron, gently caressing a salad like you’re performing brain surgery and you have a beautiful redhead over for dinner. You are clearly batting WAY over your average already, and you throw her out because she must NOT refer to the food you give your dog as “dog food”. I love my dogs too, but let me clue you in–you are an idiot.
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Put the dog in its crate and enjoy time with an attractive woman who wants (for now) to be with you, I agree!
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