Will Gavin Newsom run for President?

The short answer to the question is: Just when you think things can’t get any worse, they do. So of course Newsom is going to run. But will it be 2024 or 2028? The current presidency is going greeeaaaaat — Joe Biden is crumbling mentally and physically, followed closely by his cratering approval ratings. The only hope for the Democrats is… anyone else.


Seriously, anyone else. Sometimes when a professional athlete who gets paid millions and millions turns out to be a dud, I joke that I could lose games for half the income the athlete’s being paid. With Joe Biden, I could wreck the country less than he has and I have no government experience at all (except that time I helped get speed bumps in the neighborhood, you’re welcome Nashville).


To be perfectly honest, I hope Biden stays as the nominee because almost any breathing creature could out maneuver, fluster, and embarrass him in a debate. Kind of like when contestants on Survivor, Big Brother, or any reality competition show want to eliminate the biggest threats. Keep the weak ones around so your path to winning is easier. So it is with Joe Biden. It’s not because of his age. It’s not because the “party of diversity” nominated an old, racist white man. It’s because his level of mental acuteness is somewhere between a pine tree, a bar of soap, and the number 7. Anyone with common sense can see he’s half the man he was just a few years ago. Once Democrats stop fooling around, they’ll have a real nominee.

Enter Gavin Newsom. Michelle Obama. Hillary Clinton. Kamala Harris. Such a wide array of nightmares to take over for the current disaster occupying the White House.

-Out of the Wilderness


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Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes a 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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