Author Archives: Ben Wilder

Blink Twice if this VABYSMO Commercial Makes Your Skin Crawl

I’ve been seeing this commercial about Wet AMD and even typing Wet AMD makes me nauseous. It’s probably the same feeling some people get when they hear words like moist, mucus, phlegm, and pulp. If you’re one of those people, sorry about making you read those just now. My bad! Might as well watch theContinue reading “Blink Twice if this VABYSMO Commercial Makes Your Skin Crawl”

American Idol – The Fly, The Flyest Outfit, and A Dark Horse

American Idol now only has 12 hopeful singers competing for our votes and I gotta tell you, if you watched the show you know exactly who the star was. Marty McFly! This random fly got some prime camera time in front of Kaeyra and on Iam. The irony was heavy with both appearances because KaeyraContinue reading “American Idol – The Fly, The Flyest Outfit, and A Dark Horse”

Joe Biden is Trans and Wants a Presidential Rerun?

Coming as a surprise to no one (except maybe Joe Biden?), Joe Biden is running for re-election as the first self-proclaimed trans president of the United States. Of course, by “trans,” I’m referring to a comment Biden made in 2020 where he claimed to be a “transitional president,” and everyone knows “running” is a wordContinue reading “Joe Biden is Trans and Wants a Presidential Rerun?”

Mama Mia! American Idol Goes Long and Young Tom Cruise Goes Short

You could watch the movie Mama Mia! almost twice and still catch the beginning and end of the three-hour episode of American Idol last night. I’ve enjoyed this season, but that was nearly domestic abuse, Idol producers. Some of us like to go to bed at 930, just saying! Hopefully the closest I’ll ever getContinue reading “Mama Mia! American Idol Goes Long and Young Tom Cruise Goes Short”