This is the kind of question that might simply not have an answer. But if I had to make an educated guess, I’d conclude from the 44 years I’ve been on this earth that I’m an extroverted introvert. There are always moments I need to get away and be alone. Call it recharging, decompressing, centering,Continue reading “Am I an extroverted introvert or an introverted extrovert?”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body
June is the month when corporations all over the world United States celebrate people’s sexuality, so I thought it would be the perfect day to reveal my true self. I could use the attention and I really want Target to put me in one of their commercials. If I’m really lucky, I’ll get my faceContinue reading “I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body”
The Peloton Twerking Commercial – The Music, Pet Peeves, and More…
**UPDATE: Peloton’s latest high-cringe commercial features more irritating phrases, check it out!** Peloton is back with a brand new commercial for literally everyone. After all, the ad is called “Peloton. Anyone. Anywhere.” Gone are the days where Peloton is just a bike in your bedroom. Now it’s a bike, an app, a coach, a partner…Continue reading “The Peloton Twerking Commercial – The Music, Pet Peeves, and More…”
The Secret Apple Commercial – The Secrets, the Narrator, and the Music!
Apple has a new commercial airing out everyone’s secrets. No one is cheating on their spouse or stealing their friends brilliant inventions; the secrets are health-related and some are kind of embarrassing! Take a look then scroll down for more info… The Music. If you thought the music sounded familiar, you might have connected itContinue reading “The Secret Apple Commercial – The Secrets, the Narrator, and the Music!”
Which addiction would you rather have?
There are days I feel like I have my phone with me for almost every hour I’m awake. I think to myself, “Geez, so this is what addiction feels like, huh?” I think about people who smoke or use drugs or drink alcohol in excess. I can understand what they feel even if the drawContinue reading “Which addiction would you rather have?”
Out of the Wilderness 