Dear Donald Trump, While I believe you are attempting to do good for our country, there is a person here in Tennessee that has been negatively affected by your accomplishments. And that person is me. You see, among other things, I like that you care for the unborn. I like that you care for theContinue reading “Donald Trump cost me a date, so I wrote him a letter”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
Chuck Norris Deployed to Southeast as Storms Approach U.S.
PENSACOLA, FL — In an unprecedented move, FEMA has authorized the use of Chuck Norris in an effort to neutralize the double dose of tropical storms heading towards the United States. As noted in a statement from FEMA Administrator, Pete Gaynor, there hasn’t yet been an effective way to lessen the power of tropical storms…Continue reading “Chuck Norris Deployed to Southeast as Storms Approach U.S.”
flowers, flyers, and a ferocious beagle
Breaking news: I have new guests in my backyard. The first picture here is a flower that I had no idea was even part of the makeup of my yard! A tiny bit of the backstory is that this area actually had a tree in it not too long ago till a storm blew itContinue reading “flowers, flyers, and a ferocious beagle”
Convenient design for hanging your mask in the car
Based on a need of my own, I came up with a simple design to store my sunglasses in the car when I wasn’t wearing them and I called it the Shades Hanger. So not only am I the designer, I’m also a client. Then a few days ago it dawned on me, this littleContinue reading “Convenient design for hanging your mask in the car”
Celebrating my parents’ 50th Anniversary!
This was back in December 2019 and I don’t know what took me so long to put this to music but nonetheless, here are the world’s best parents (they read this blog, you know :)) along with the rest of the family celebrating in St. Augustine, Florida, where my parents went on their honeymoon 50Continue reading “Celebrating my parents’ 50th Anniversary!”
Out of the Wilderness 