Society – Page 594 – Out of the Wilderness

Twerk

Somewhere I read that “twerk” means “to work.” Gosh, then I guess I twerk all the time. I drive twerk. I like twerk. My dad taught me twerk hard. I hope I can get my lawn mower twerk tonight. Or I’ll put some goats twerk. See Miley, you’re not the only one that can twerk!

Pizza for Dinner

I had pizza for dinner last night. I had pizza for dinner last night because I love milk. I’d been thinking about pizza since 3:30pm when I got hungry. I was hungry because I ate lunch at 11:00am. That’s because I skipped breakfast. I was out of milk. Drank the last glass the night before.

So This is Where Everyone Hangs Out

Recently met up with a few friends on a side of town I’m never on. This place was called Music City Tippler (I know, what?), and it turned out to be really cool. It’s only been open for a week or two. In the building itself, what stood out to me the most was theContinue reading “So This is Where Everyone Hangs Out”

That Moment When You Realize You’re Old

I thought to myself, “Man, my car has nice bass!” Then I realized it was the car next to me.

I Heart Dave Ramsey

When I’m in the car with the radio on around lunch time, I make a concerted effort to listen as Dave Ramsey (102.5 in Nashville) dishes out advice on how to live with money. It started years ago for me, because, well, first of all, I’m financially conservative (In college, I called it being cheap.Continue reading “I Heart Dave Ramsey”