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Whenever I watch movies like Titanic, Open Water, Castaway, or Rescue Dawn, I always wonder why in the world they don’t ask the camera guy for help!? I mean, he’s right there.
That’s what I would do if I were floating in the ocean, stuck on an island, or taken captive in Vietnam and someone was following me with a camera.
It’s the moment you look down and realize you’ve committed one of the most unforgivable fashion mistakes. Black shirt, black shoes and socks, dark blue jeans. And to hold it all together, a light brown belt… all day. #tellmethisisnothappening.
Did anyone notice? Did anyone notice and not tell me? Did anyone notice and not tell me because they weren’t surprised? Everyone knows black and brown only look good on dogs!
How embarrassing.
So I had a dream recently, and in it I was making a dance compilation video for “Call Me Maybe.” Hey, everyone’s doing it, so the dream wasn’t far from reality. The only thing I remember, though, is being in a room, behind the camera, recording the dance moves of Lil Wayne. Not totally embarrassing because he actually was a pretty good break-dancer.
If you’re so smart, can you tell me if this is normal also??
Do you ever have random songs pop into your head? I’m not talking about the one you just heard on the radio, or even the one you heard last week. Like a few minutes ago, I started singing “Forever” as performed by Uncle Jesse on Full House. Sure it’s a touching song and all that, but what in the world!?
I saw Danny Gokey (of American Idol fame) at the dog park the other day.
I told a friend of mine, “Piper is a bit testy but Asia has no enemies!”
Immediately after that Asia got into a squabble with a bigger dog. It was Danny Gokey’s.
How embarrassing.
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