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Who hasn’t wiped since July?

It can’t just be me. I have a bidet and if you don’t, you need to stop what you’re doing right now and order one. It will… change… (scroll down) your… (scroll down) LIFE! (stop scrolling) ThisContinue reading “Who hasn’t wiped since July?”

The Middlefinger Flu

Friendships are like a man on his death bed, it takes work to keep them alive. I came across this reality in 2011 when I heard of a friendship suffering from the middlefinger flu. You know what the middlefinger flu is: your attempts to maintain the relationship are met with a harshly careless attitude. So without theContinue reading “The Middlefinger Flu”