I Almost Dated A Woman Who Has 3 Cats

Everything was coming up roses until it was discovered she had not one cat, not two cats, but three whole cats! Can you even imagine? OK, OK, to be clear, I have nothing against cats or the people that love them. In fact, my neighbor has a cat and I kind of like her aContinue reading “I Almost Dated A Woman Who Has 3 Cats”

I was not the victim of a bad breakup

After a breakup, don’t you think it’s always the other person’s fault? They did you wrong. You’re the victim. They hurt you. This is very true with me and one breakup I’ve been through. I would hear songs like this… …and think, “Yeah! She should get what she deserves!” I would think to myself thatContinue reading “I was not the victim of a bad breakup”

I guess I’m weird?

I recently had a chat with a good friend and he and I often talk about relationships. In this conversation he let me vent about something that’s been bothering me the past few weeks. So for that alone, if my friend is reading this– thank you, sir! I won’t get into the details of myContinue reading “I guess I’m weird?”

I suck at relationships

This is kind of just a reminder to myself that I’m terrible at relationships. You, kind reader, think about a few of the worst things a man can do to sabotage a relationship and I’ve probably done it. I mean, I’ve never cheated or done any physical harm, but I’ve been a bully. I’ve saidContinue reading “I suck at relationships”

She burped and it was all over

There’s this Elton John song I’ve been hearing on SiriusXM radio recently and I can’t help but love it. Have you heard this one yet? Gosh I love lyrics. Gosh I love love. Gosh I’m lonely. But to be serious, this is a great song! Had I heard it when it first came out backContinue reading “She burped and it was all over”