We Almost Dated: My History with Miranda Lambert

You caught my eye from across the room.
I’m almost sure you saw me, too.

Time was frozen as I gazed your way.
“Who’s that fine-looking man?” I’m almost sure I heard you say.

Apparently you started singing
But I’m almost sure I heard wedding bells ringing.

My heart increased in rate
Looking forward to our first date,
Which would happen
When people stopped clappin’.

You must’ve sang well.
I’m almost sure I had you under my spell.

I started to make my move, like a Speedo in a pool.
And I would’ve talked to you if it hadn’t been for Buddy Jewel!

You should have won Nashville Star, the others were overrated.
I’m almost sure we would’ve dated,
But we remained seperated.
Our dreamy future faded,
Like the jump shot Dwayne Wade did.

That was in game 4 against the Bulls.

Anyway, I don’t have a picture because I forgot my camera.
But that was the night I almost dated Miranda Lambert.

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes an 11-year-old beagle and a 9-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, dog boarding, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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