The other day, I kinda ran over a moccasin. I kinda ran over a moccasin and kept going. The weird thing is… the moccasin kept going, too. A guy who was walking nearby said sometimes you need a heavier car.
Um, WHAT???
A car should squish a snake every time. Or else, I’m gonna need a bigger car.
The moccasins here in Florida must be like the John Cena of snakes. Except instead of his slogan “you can’t see me,” it’s more like the snakes are saying, “I know you can see me, and you know I know you can see me, and I know you know I know you can see me,” and while we’re all confused by their long slogan they bite us!
Anyway, here’s the dash cam video of the recent moccasin encounter as recorded earlier this week, complete with voiceover commentary.
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-Out of the Wilderness
Out of the Wilderness 