Mustache Friday

Tom Selleck.   Hulk Hogan.   White Goodman.   Ben Wilder. What do these four men have in common? A fairly common case of Awesomeupper Lipness. For seven days I wore a mustache with as much commitment as I could muster. Consider it an experiment in social acceptance. Here are a few reactions I got from people: Nice ‘stache. Are you trying toContinue reading “Mustache Friday”

Move Me, Baby!

One observation I’ve made about Christian radio stations has really started to bother me… most of the music they play is deep, introspective, and self-denying. I support the mission of having positive, uplifting music as an option on the radio. I’m not knocking the radio stations. Deep, introspective, self-denying songs are great but do theyContinue reading “Move Me, Baby!”

Why Does X Go First?

Does anyone know why X always goes before O in Tic Tac Toe? Here are a few theories, in order of those with most public support… Conan O’Brien recently marked his next target, George Lopez, by putting an X on his back! because X is the Xavior of the alphabet. because O doesn’t mark theContinue reading “Why Does X Go First?”

Will You Accept This Prose?

Some people gotta learn the hard way, not the live-on-tv way. That’s what my first kiss and The Bachelor taught me.

Boney M in Viet Nam

In a taxi cab on the other side of the world, I heard Boney M for the first time. The song was “Rasputin,” the taxi was “green,” and my life was “changed forever.”