The other day my sister and I saw a turtle under her car. Since I’m *so* amazing and kind, I said we should move it to the nearby woods. It looked like a regular turtle you’d see in a lake. A slider, I thought. I’ve been round long enough to know they are pretty docile,Continue reading “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle… in real life!”
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If you grew up Baptist…
There are a bazillion ways to prove you grew up Baptist, like if you went to church Sunday nights and only sang verses 1,2, and 4 of every hymn. Not verse 3. Never verse 3. As a child, I’ll admit I wasn’t into the traditional hymns at all. I think it was because they tookContinue reading “If you grew up Baptist…”
Post Malone and I probably have little in common
I watched Post Malone’s video “Mourning” and then sort of went down a rabbit hole, watching videos of him with fans, at concerts, etc. One of the videos was a favorite of mine from a few years ago when he was part of an Elvis Presley tribute on TV. You know, I can’t find anyContinue reading “Post Malone and I probably have little in common”
The Weather Channel is dead to me
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at something as serious as a hurricane, but The Weather Channel MUST be getting into satire. Watch out Babylon Bee and The Onion! Take a look at a bizarre headline from TWC website yesterday, the day before Hurricane Idalia made landfall in northwest Florida. And for satire that’s notContinue reading “The Weather Channel is dead to me”
Ten things that are more believable than Fyre Festival 2
The festival that became famous for its lousy, embarrassing failure is allegedly back for round 2. This time they’ll have pb&j sandwiches instead of ham and cheese, get your tickets now! But seriously, I *did* put my name on the waiting list, because apparently it’s already sold out at $500/ticket, hmmmm OK that’s believable. It’sContinue reading “Ten things that are more believable than Fyre Festival 2”
Out of the Wilderness 