Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #4

Whenever I watch movies like Titanic, Open Water, Castaway, or Rescue Dawn, I always wonder why in the world they don’t ask the camera guy for help!? I mean, he’s right there. That’s what I would do if I were floating in the ocean, stuck on an island, or taken captive in Vietnam and someoneContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #4”

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #3

It’s the moment you look down and realize you’ve committed one of the most unforgivable fashion mistakes. Black shirt, black shoes and socks, dark blue jeans. And to hold it all together, a light brown belt… all day. #tellmethisisnothappening. Did anyone notice? Did anyone notice and not tell me? Did anyone notice and not tellContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #3”

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #2

So I had a dream recently, and in it I was making a dance compilation video for “Call Me Maybe.” Hey, everyone’s doing it, so the dream wasn’t far from reality. The only thing I remember, though, is being in a room, behind the camera, recording the dance moves of Lil Wayne. Not totally embarrassingContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #2”

Please Tell Me This Is Normal.

Do you ever have random songs pop into your head? I’m not talking about the one you just heard on the radio, or even the one you heard last week. Like a few minutes ago, I started singing “Forever” as performed by Uncle Jesse on Full House. Sure it’s a touching song and all that, butContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal.”

My Apologies to an American Idol Star, “I’m Sorry.”

I saw Danny Gokey (of American Idol fame) at the dog park the other day. I told a friend of mine, “Piper is a bit testy but Asia has no enemies!” Immediately after that Asia got into a squabble with a bigger dog. It was Danny Gokey’s. How embarrassing. For more stories about me and myContinue reading “My Apologies to an American Idol Star, “I’m Sorry.””