I voted for McDonald Trump

Donald Trump is in the news for something unexpected: going to McDonald’s to experience life as a fry cook. Lovin’ It. Is anyone surprised he went to the GOLDEN arches to do it? Democrats probably thought he’d go to Burger KING (since he’s going to be a dictator on day 1 and all). But there’sContinue reading “I voted for McDonald Trump”

Is this McDonald’s commercial gay?

McDonald’s has been airing a commercial starring two quiet guys and a teeny tiny French fry. It’s the type of ad that grabs your attention not with music, or catchphrases, but using silence as the bait to draw you in. KIA has done that before and I think it’s pretty effective. Take a look, andContinue reading “Is this McDonald’s commercial gay?”

McDonald’s “As Seen In” Commercial… Better Than The Menu It Advertises

McDonald’s restaurants are everywhere. Kind of like Michael Jordan or Michael Jackson or maybe Taylor Swift to use a more recent reference, I think everyone has heard of McDonald’s whether you live in ‘Bama or Bangkok, or anywhere on the little map displayed on my awesome old watch. I remember loving the McDonald’s chocolate milkshakesContinue reading “McDonald’s “As Seen In” Commercial… Better Than The Menu It Advertises”

I called McDonald’s while I was in McDonald’s – embarrassing stories from an UberEats driver

I moonlight as an UberEats driver, delivering happiness to hungry people all over Nashville. Well, when everything goes perfectly then I’m happy, they’re happy, and everything is happy. After all, there are some amazing restaurants delivering through UberEats, so who wouldn’t love to have food delivered to their door? Check here for a list ofContinue reading “I called McDonald’s while I was in McDonald’s – embarrassing stories from an UberEats driver”

Giving people back their trash after they litter, part 2

I reacted before I even stopped to think, “Is it wise to do this?” Just like the last time someone littered in a McDonald’s drive through, I hopped out of my car when the driver of a pick-up truck, parked in the parking lot of McDonald’s, rolled down his window and tossed an entired McDonald’sContinue reading “Giving people back their trash after they litter, part 2”