Every day I enter and exit a parking garage. I’m quite accustomed to this routine. I pull into the garage, roll my window down, scan the card, roll my window up, and find a spot. Except lately the routine has been modified. I pull into the garage, roll my window down, scan the card, pullContinue reading “Excuse Me While I Pull Up My Window”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
Puppy Breath
It’s time to come clean. I love puppy breath. In fact, I’ve been tempted to adopt a 3rd dog for it’s breath alone. I can’t exactly explain why, but then again I also can’t explain why I like the smell of skunks, either. There’s something sweet about puppy breath. Like it hasn’t been polluted byContinue reading “Puppy Breath”
Merry Christmas from Out of the Wilderness!
Too bad they didn’t have cameras thousands of years ago. I would love to see footage from a GoPro mounted to one of the wisemen’s camels! Or Joseph wearing a chesty as he marvels at the newborn baby. Instagram would’ve completely shut down, along with Twitter, for that matter. #innkeeperfail Hope you have a superContinue reading “Merry Christmas from Out of the Wilderness!”
My Current Playlist
I figured now is as good a time as any to fill you in on my current playlist. That is, everything that’s not The Head and the Heart. Most of these are tagged through the awesome app, Shazam. Ronnie Milsap “You Don’t Know My Love”… I believe this country song is from 2006. Not sureContinue reading “My Current Playlist”
Meeting the Ex’s Next
I’ve always thought our relationship was like Tom and Summer’s in (500) Days of Summer. When we were together, we weren’t ever quite on the same page. And there was a time after our breakup I really wanted to find (spoiler alert) Autumn first, like it was a competition. Honestly, what I really wanted wasContinue reading “Meeting the Ex’s Next”
Out of the Wilderness 