So I finally caught the first episode of the Bachelorette starring Desiree Hartsock. Anticipation had been building for weeks, but mostly for the Bachelorette Fantasy League I’m involved in! In almost any form, I love competition. Anyway, from shirtless guy to the knight in shining armor, these guys should just be called “future former contestants” because they haveContinue reading “Wacky Wednesday: I Will Remember Hashtags”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
Wacky Wednesday: Boys ‘Round Here
“Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco… spit!” How I see it, you’ve got the East Nashville hipsters, the money in West Nashville, the crime in North Nashville, and the international mix of South Nashville. But it doesn’t take more than one trip to Nashville Shores to realize we are, indeed, a redneck city in theContinue reading “Wacky Wednesday: Boys ‘Round Here”
He Blew Me Off
It’s a moment I won’t forget for a long time. You see, my neighbor and I have had a good relationship for the few years I’ve lived in my house. He and his wife are usually kind to me, and they love seeing my dogs. These neighbors will often walk up to the fence andContinue reading “He Blew Me Off”
Me and My Machete
It was the weekend and I knew it was time to tackle the overgrown brush in the backyard. So Sunday afternoon I picked up a Gerber Gator Machete from REI. Before deciding on that particular machete, I read reviews for a machete at Lowe’s and reviews for the Gerber. Without a doubt, I knew the GerberContinue reading “Me and My Machete”
Cee-Lo Green, Kickball, and Other Thoughts
If Cee-Lo was on the Periodic Table of Elements, he would be this: Having dogs is just like being a parent, but nothing like having kids. I make a point to not warn others when a cop with a radar gun is in the median. I want to learn how to straigten out a curved broom.Continue reading “Cee-Lo Green, Kickball, and Other Thoughts”
Out of the Wilderness 