10. When there’s only one person at the customer service desk, patience. 9. The words “enter” and “exit” mean nothing. People will always go in or out the closest door to their location. 8. Stuffed animals in the toy section look just like stuffed animals in the pet toys section, but cost a lot less.Continue reading “Ten Things You Can Learn by Shopping at Wal-Mart”
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Top Ten Signs You’re Single This Christmas
10. When you get to your company Christmas party, you hear someone announce, “The fruitcake has arrived!” but you brought cookies. 9. Your most recent Facebook status: “my chesnuts havent roasted on an open fire in months. lol” 8. You haven’t shaved your legs since October because, “Hey, it’s winter, I’ll just wear jeans.” 7.Continue reading “Top Ten Signs You’re Single This Christmas”
Christmas Vacation: Day 3
Day 3. It’s fun to sing “Rain, rain, go away! Come back another day!” in the summer, but all those rainy days we wished away like to Groupon it up in the winter. Know what I mean? Sometimes it rains enough for two days in one! Or maybe rainy days have quotas to fill soContinue reading “Christmas Vacation: Day 3”
Christmas Vacation
I thought I could make it well into my 2-week Christmas vacation before cabin fever set in, but yesterday I had to get out of the house and today… is day 2. Yesterday I went out for a few more Christmas gifts. Asking the CVS/Pharmacy cashier, “Hi, where are the Chia Pets?” was both aContinue reading “Christmas Vacation”
114,965 and Counting: Highlights from Out of the Wilderness
As the blog approaches 115,000, take a look at the original postings that garnered the most views, and a few more personal favorites. Thanks for reading! Brad Womack’s Tattoo: Brad Womack was a contestant on The Bachelor. Lots of folks are curious about his tattoo. This post has photos.Boney M in a Green Taxi: aContinue reading “114,965 and Counting: Highlights from Out of the Wilderness”
Out of the Wilderness 