I have come so close to boycotting the show. Well, by “boycotting,” I mean sending in an application but let’s move on. I’m in a fantasy league at work, and that makes watching the show completely bearable. Do I care which guy wins? No. Am I concerned if the relationship will last? No. Do I want toContinue reading “The Bachelorette Emily Maynard Episode 1”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
Ten More Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation
Your spray on tan looks more like an orange juice stain. For the third day in a row, you arrive at work with no shirt because that’s what Matthew McConaughey would do. You read articles about the tanorexic moms with envy. You wrote an email to the folks at Groupon asking for 90% off anContinue reading “Ten More Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation”
Mother’s Day 2012
No mothers live in my house. Just me and my two girls. They won’t ever know how it feels to be a mom, and neither will I. So we can agree that Mother’s Day will never be special for us. We may turn on Hitch and just let the rainy day pass like any other.Continue reading “Mother’s Day 2012”
The Adventures of Flat Stanley at the Country Music Marathon
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Out of the Wilderness 