Out of the Wilderness

Disney recently released a movie called Frozen and I guess I should start by saying I haven’t actually seen the movie per se. And by “per se,” I mean I haven’t seen it at all. But I have 4 nieces under the age of 12 and they watched the film a few days ago. So here’s a quick synopsis.

Snowman: funniest character in the movie.

Memorable line: the snowman loves the summer. He sings a rhyming song about how, in the winter he likes to cuddle, and in the summer he’ll be a… happy snowman.

Final Thought: The movie is a must-see because my nieces want to see it again… and so does my brother-in-law.

Aren’t you happy this whole post wasn’t a spoiler? You’re welcome.

Scariest moment of the month, perhaps of the fall… see if it doesn’t startle you.

“Brush the ones you want to keep.”

This clever advice was given to me during my last dentist visit. The odd thing about it is, it’s working! I keep on brushing the teeth I want to keep and so far, I’ve been able to keep them all. It’s awesome. I’ve even started brushing my teeth after lunch at work. That whole routine is still a bit awkward for me (and for those who have to witness it). But as long as I can get out of the bathroom before someone drops a big one, I’m good to go! Can you imagine brushing your teeth, which obviously forces you to breathe through your nose, then that big hairy guy from the 5th floor comes in to “talk to a guy about a dog”? A scent so thick your nose may clog. And you can’t get that band out of your head… Needtobreathe. Or the popular catchphrase from 20 years ago, “Bo Knows Baseball.” Knows. Nose. What is that smell? Did he have Greek for lunch or something? It’s just too much to stomach so you run out foaming at the mouth. I guess the water fountain will have to do.

-Out of the Wilderness