Peanut butter, you’re the peanut butter to my jelly. A poem.

Peanut butter! Where is my peanut butter? There it is, there’s my peanut butter. Where is it now? Over there? No. Over here? No. Under there! Under where? It’s over by the candle. All the goodness I can handle. I put it on my sandwich. I put it on bananas. I’ll eat it in Ohio…Continue reading “Peanut butter, you’re the peanut butter to my jelly. A poem.”

This happens to me every time I go shopping

This morning I woke up and declared: Today, on this day, I will buy myself some shirts! America! I had other tasks I wanted to get done so I made a list and tucked it in my wallet. This was going to be the morning of adventure, success, and awesomeness! adventure with a few otherContinue reading “This happens to me every time I go shopping”

Uptown Funk: Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy explained

Don’t believe me just watch! With Uptown Funk*, Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars have a huge hit on their hands. Although the song of the summer seems to be Cheerleader by Omi (click here for more on the actress in that video), Uptown Funk will long be remembered as one of the best from 2015. AsContinue reading “Uptown Funk: Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy explained”