Girls have been changing our minds for thousands of years. Thanks a lot Eve! Although I’m sure it was more difficult for Adam seeing as how Eve was offering an apple to a vegetarian (they didn’t eat any meat in the Garden of Eden yet, right?) and, oh yeah, SHE WAS NAKED! Can I getContinue reading “A girl and an apple and the power they had, err, still have”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
I never knew the Skywalker family was so sentimental
My Dream Wedding
I have no fear of attention. Before the ceremony I’m engaging the crowd, amiable and confident. Friends and family make up the onlookers, most of which are smiling and chatty. There’s an air of excitement. I move to the back of the room to greet folks loitering outside the sanctuary doors, and I sense herContinue reading “My Dream Wedding”
Why I Don’t Like Magic’s Song “Rude”
A new offering to the library of island beats known as reggae music comes from a band with punctuation in it’s name but it’s not Fun., they’re called Magic!. It’s just awkward guys. How are people supposed to do this when periods and exclamation points are already included? It’s weird, OK, Magic!? Understand how thisContinue reading “Why I Don’t Like Magic’s Song “Rude””
Which Scooby Doo are you today?
Leave it to the everso loveable great dane for a perfect example of how it feels to be a human. Do these match up with your week? Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday.
Out of the Wilderness 