Football is back and better than ever?

Football is back and better than… 2020, for sure! Remember last year when there were no fans at any games and they had to create fake crowd noise? Besides the obvious devastation of lives lost and businesses closing, the manufactured crowd noise will go down in history as being the worst idea anyone had in 2020, and that includes the idea some genius had of wearing 7 COVID masks while you’re driving in your car alone.

But the fake crowd noise, whoever had that idea, they needed to be fired then, and they need to be fired now! Even if they’ve already moved on and now they’re managing a Publix somewhere, fire them. Because you know when they started working at Publix, they probably fabricated fake scents of flowers, or teased us with the aroma of fresh baked bread but it was all fake! What an imposter.

Gosh, sorry about that. I get all worked up about that fake crowd noise. But just watching a few college and NFL games already in the past week or so, it’s so clear to see how much better it is with fans in the stadium. There was a moment in the Ohio State game Thursday night when the home crowd (Minnesota) was in a frenzy because their boys were hanging with the #4 Buckeyes and I thought to myself how great it is to hear the roar of the crowd and see a full stadium. So satisfying and in a way, a relief. 

This weekend features some big matchups in both college and professional football and as the kids say, I’m here for it.

In fact, I was talking with a friend yesterday asking about plans on Sunday and I just said, “Football. From noon to about 10pm… football.” I’m not sure how well that response was received and I’m also not sure I care. Sorry, I’m not perfect. 

Speaking of perfect, do you think any college team in Division I football or the NFL will have a perfect season? I would say Alabama might have a chance, Ohio State didn’t look so hot Thursday so I predict they will have a loss this season. NFL… very doubtful because it’s so difficult to win for the entire season, especially with a 17-game season (previous years have been 16 games). 

Are you excited about football? Do you know someone who you won’t be able to speak with on Sundays? Chime in below with your thoughts, I’ll chat with you… probably not on Sundays though 😉

-Out of the Wilderness

Two favorite quotes from C.S. Lewis “Mere Christianity”

I found “Mere Christianity” at a local thrift store here in Nashville and while I’m not one to do anything at the time that thing is popular, I didn’t read the book in college when everyone else did. Dadgumit, I should have! I’m so stubborn sometimes, and sometimes it comes at a cost. Such is the case with this book. I can’t recommend it highly enough for every single human out there, no matter your spiritual beliefs, thoughts on God, or lack thereof. 

I won’t get into the details of the book because after reading such insightful and perceptive thoughts from C.S. Lewis, I can’t even fathom how I would sum up what he presents, unless I just typed it out word for word. I will say this, though– he presents the complexities of humanity in such a simple way BEFORE he even gets to anything about faith/religion/Christianity, that in itself is worth the read. 

So I think you should check it out, but for now (and I wish I had done this sooner so I’d have more quotes to list), here are a couple of my favorite quotes from the last few chapters I read. 

From chapter 10 Hope. 

“If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.” 

From chapter 11 Faith.

Speaking about faith being based on reason, not emotion… “The battle is between faith and reason on one side and emotion and imagination on the other.” 

These thoughts, and many others from the book, are rocking my world. I love it so much I will probably need to read it twice just to soak in the wisdom as much as I can, and to record a few more favorite quotes from the book.

Have a great weekend!

-Out of the Wilderness

A tree falling on my fence was the best thing that happened to me

I’m not sure why today is the day I’m writing about something that happened over a year ago, but here I am talking about trees that busted up my fence early in 2020, like before the pandemic early. It was one of the best things to happen to me in 2020, and in my life, if I’m being honest. 

I know a setback isn’t usually something someone is happy about but this particular event was something that often worried me. So much so that I had consistent dreams about my fence being broken or destroyed. Why that matters is that I have dogs that LOVE to explore and without a fence they can go anywhere they want. This is not good! Some dogs behave when they’re off-leash and then there are beagles. My oldest pup is almost 12 so for almost 12 years I’ve had the constant fear of her running away and getting injured, lost, or worse. Having a fence built in my backyard has been the best decision I’ve ever made in my entire adult life. It gives a lot of peace when I can count on it to keep my dogs contained. So imagine these dreams I had where the fence broke and the dogs could get out! 

Well, in 2020 a tree fell on part of the fence. It was difficult in the days after the tree fell because there were so many branches and leaves, I had to be Crocodile Dundee– g’day, mate!– to even get to the fence beneath the tree. I remember thinking, “If it’s this hard for me to get to the fence, my dogs surely won’t climb over limbs and branches and through all the debri to find a way out.” 

I was wrong. They escaped at least 293 times.

So how is any of this good, you might be asking? Trees falling. Damaging property. Dogs escaping. Not good. Well, this big fear of mine– the fence breaking down– happened in real life (not just in my dreams) and so I was faced with a challenge. I am not handy at all. I haven’t really ever built, renovated, repaired, or jerry-rigged anything in my entire life in regards to home, house, yard, etc., and to be honest, I’ve never wanted to. I’m just not that kind of manly man. Repairing the fence was daunting. 

But with the help of my neighbor and my insurance company, I was able to do something I never really thought I could do. Talk about feeling empowered! A fence was broken and now it’s fixed. From this accomplishment, even as small as it may seem, I feel more confident in my ability to do things I didn’t think I could, or would, do. Now when I look out at the backyard and see the replacement boards, the new chicken wire, it gives me such a sense of confidence and joy. 

I’m also grateful the damage wasn’t worse because it could have easily been and then I would’ve called a professional man. 

Have there been any tasks you thought you were unqualified to do, or just that you didn’t think you had the ability to do well? Comment below, I’d love to hear about how you tackled the tasks. 

Here is a video of some of the damage from that day in 2020.

-Out of the Wilderness

Spray Now or Forever Hold Your Pee

I’ve been hearing chatter about an upcoming toilet paper shortage. I thought these days were past us, people! Good thing today’s post will wipe the slate clean by flushing your fears and giving you a fresh feeling of happiness. I’m declaring from the porcelain throne that now is the time to take the plunge, make a splash, spray the things, with your very own bidet! For under $100, you can get one that attaches to your current toilet. Easy peasy. I installed one last year and I’ll tell you with 100% certainty that I haven’t regretted it for a second. I also haven’t used toilet paper in months (of course, you can use TP to dry up after a spray from the bidet, but I like living on the wild side).

This post, however much I wish it was, is NOT sponsored by any bidet companies however if you’re the boss over at Brondell, message me and we can work something out 😉 

There are quite a few options out there but the brand I chose after reading reviews and such was the Brondell SimpleSpa Thinline, only $50 plus if you sign up for their newsletter thingy you get 10% off! Like I said, I don’t get any kickbacks (unless Brondell contacts me at driftwood145@gmail.com), I’m just a big fan. So do your bum a favor by getting one of these today before toilet paper is scarce tomorrow. Then, like me, you’ll be singing, “Oh, happppy bidet! Oh happy bidetttttt… when Brondell washed all my poo away!!” 

-Out of the Wilderness

Should we normalize nakedness?

Each of us were taking turns giving a speech in front of the class. I didn’t have anything prepared and I was VERY nervous. I’ve never liked public speaking, but to decline the assignment would earn a failing grade. I was running through a few ideas of what I could speak about, what I would say. But I was also weighing the idea of taking the F. That’s how much I don’t like this kind of attention! You should also know this was a dream I had last night. Afterall, I’m 42 years old and haven’t been in a classroom for decades! I don’t know why I have dreams about being in school. Am I the only odd ball, or do you dream about that too, sometimes? 

I should mention that we were all adults at our current age in the classroom. This is important info because it’s about to get a little crazy! So there I was sitting at my little desk, looking at the clock and hoping the class ended before it was my turn to give a speech. A few students had already done their talks then a woman got up to deliver her speech. I was a mess with the nerves, still not knowing what I would do when it was my turn. 

Now we get to the crazy part. The woman who was speaking threw me a curveball by daring me to stand in front of the class and get naked! What!? Even the teacher was interested in this. She went to shut the door so no one passing by in the halls would see what was going on. 

And you know what is even more weird? I wasn’t nervous at all about what I was asked to do. Giving a speech in front of the class? NEVER. But undressing because I was dared to? Sure, why not! Perhaps I’m less comfortable with the English language than I am with body language heyo!

So to sum up, birthday suit, yes, public speaking, no. Good to know. But to be serious for a moment, I am SO glad this was just a dream. It was such a relief to wake up in my home… with clothes on, too. What are some weird dreams you’ve had (and are willing to share)? Comment below!

-Out of the Wilderness