Out of the Wilderness

Funny Online Dating Profiles – part 2

If you missed part 1, check it out here and then let’s continue in the funny, cringe-worthy, embarrassing world of online dating!

Cigs yes, kids no. This gentleman purposely matched with a woman who clearly lists that she wants kids and doesn’t smoke. Take a look at his side of these issues. Not to mention she says she loves Jesus and he says he’s non-religious. Sounds like a match made in Heaven, although he would not believe it.

2. Trash talk. I wonder what his fun ideas are… going to a recycling center together?

3. A picture is worth ~~a thousand words~~ 50 cents. This guy used a picture of 50 Cent as his profile picture. My friend responds accordingly.

4. That’s a catty-looking dog.

5. They say people look like their pets. Here’s exhibit A.

6. Me, myself, and I. Maybe that phrase is what she meant… so she is 3 women?

7. Words of affirmation. Showering them with compliments will always win them over.

8. I’ve been everywhere, man. This is just one of my pet peeves I had to include. It comes across as bragging, narcissistic, and really, I don’t care where you’ve been mmmmmk?

9. Get with the times. You can’t say bomb on a plane and you can’t say her favorite team name anywhere.

Thanks for checking out these profiles. There are a lot more out there so if you’re sorting through looking for the diamond in the rough, be prepared to laugh and be sure to have an extra dose of patience.

-Out of the Wilderness

Feel good sports music playlist

I’m on version 4 of my softball Spotify playlist and I really think #4 hit a bullseye! It’s been really fun to listen to while playing softball and I think it would work for other sports as well. Note that I’m mostly referring to adult league sports. These songs wouldn’t necessarily work for any type of hype music for school teams or professional teams 🙂

Here is “Softball #4”. This entire list will give you 3 hrs, 38 min of great music. Scroll down for my top 10 favorites from these songs.

From this list, my 10 favorite songs to hear on game day are:

“Alphabet Street” Prince
“Numb” U2
“Party Like A Rockstar” Shop Boyz
“Black Parade” Beyonce
“No Diggity” Blackstreet
“Beer Never Broke My Heart” Luke Combs
“The South” The Cadillac Three
“Chainsaw” Family Force 5
“Baba O’Riley” The Who
“Jump Around” House of Pain

What do you think about this list? Do you have any recommendations for “feel good music” in a sports setting?

Thanks for checking out my blog!

-Out of the Wilderness

Kohl’s Holiday Ad with Willie Nelson

The familiar voice of Willie Nelson is the soundtrack for the Kohl’s ad called “Give With All Your Heart.” Take a look at the heartwarming commercial:

The song is from The Muppet Movie way back in 1979. It’s called “Rainbow Connection” and was covered by Willie Nelson in 2001. The Kohl’s ad was directed by Rodrigo Garcia Saiz and produced by ad agency Yard NYC.

Here are a few things from the commercial you can find at Kohl’s in store or online. Links for each will take you to that item on the Kohl’s website, and no I don’t get anything from Kohl’s for this, I wish I did!!

Owl art prints as seen on the bedroom wall.

2. Bearded white guy. At any Kohl’s across the country. Not for sale.

3. Kids Cloud Heart comforter.

4. Indoor/Outdoor Christmas lights.

5. Women’s Lauren Conrad plaid slippers.

6. Flanel pajamas.

7. Lauren Conrad Jammies for Mom.

Thanks for stopping by!

-Out of the Wilderness

Funny Online Dating Profiles – part 1

If you’re married or have decided not to date, be so, so, so, so thankful that you don’t have to deal with stuff like this! Check out the profiles below for a good chuckle.