Jesus in the womb, thought #3

Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay.

“Hey Jonah, you thought being inside a whale was tight quarters! Look where I am!”

Jesus in the womb, thought #2

Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay.

“Nine months for 1 body? It took us seven days to create, um, everything… and I have to wait nine months!?”

Jesus in the womb, thought #1

Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay.

“Man, it’s hot in here.”

Happy Birthday, Dear Michelle

On behalf of Out of the Wilderness and Full House fans everywhere, happy birthday to Michelle Elizabeth Tanner! Ok, really it’s Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s birthday today, but Michelle is the one we can thank for the popular phrase, “You got it dude!” which is so popular, it’s been translated it into 2 other languages (by me, here at my desk)! So for Spanish readers all over the world, “Lo tienes, amigo.” And for our French friends, “Vous l’avez, mec.”

-Out of the Wilderness

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