Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. Blah blah blah… Hitch For the record, Hitch (Will Smith) did NOT say “blah, blah, blah” but the point of that quote is he talked aboutContinue reading “That time I was accused of shoplifting”
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Would you rather date through Facebook, or go on The Bachelor?
Ever since the dawn of man, men have been trying to get it right with the ladies. Heck, Adam was the very first Bachelor contestant, right? But there is nothing easy about deciding to be on The Bachelor, I’m sure. A lot of your dating history will be exposed to millions of people who willContinue reading “Would you rather date through Facebook, or go on The Bachelor?”
The woman in Keith Urban’s video “Blue Ain’t Your Color”
Keith Urban’s latest single is #1 on most of Billboard’s country charts, and the video stars one of the most well-known supermodels. Her name is Amber Valletta. [click here for more about Keith Urban’s new video “We Were”, the post will open in a new window] I remember her most from her role in the movieContinue reading “The woman in Keith Urban’s video “Blue Ain’t Your Color””
Yo Homes, Smell Ya Later
She had no idea what was about to happen. Unfortunately, I had an idea. And boy, it’s an outside affair because it smelled like something out of a bad Judd Apatow movie. It was crude and I’d like to forget it.
Wacky Wednesday: Just the Two of Us
They’re called Remoras. You know those fish that attach themselves to sharks? But I’m wondering which little fishy was the first one to think, “Hey, let’s try this!” Because I know for me, when I see a shark my first thought isn’t that I want to swim with it. Anyway, happy Wedneday to ya! -OutContinue reading “Wacky Wednesday: Just the Two of Us”
