10 Best Woke Pick-Up Lines – Updated 2025

Any adult who’s single can confirm it’s not easy to get a date these days, unless you’re exceptionally hot and then you can be as weird as you want and it’s not creepy at all. But for the rest of us, we need a little help. In a culture often divided by political views, IContinue reading “10 Best Woke Pick-Up Lines – Updated 2025”

Pastor Quotes Bible While Misquoting Bible at the DNC

The party of pride and joy started their convention yesterday with a bunch of speakers and a country singer we’re supposed to like. Of course, AOC made an appearance because why not? Miss Irrelevant Hillary Clinton said stuff, too. A bunch of people I didn’t know. The final act of the night was Joe BidenContinue reading “Pastor Quotes Bible While Misquoting Bible at the DNC”

Celebrity Politicians Are Super Swampy

For a few years now I’ve become so wearied by celebrity politicians. And as most of them say, I’ll say it too: “Let me be clear”… I don’t mean celebrities that become politicians. It’s those public servants who parlay their work into fame and fortune, not for the good of the country but for theirContinue reading “Celebrity Politicians Are Super Swampy”

The Best Woke Pick Up Lines

Here are a few pick-up lines to help guys find a modern woman to date. Also check out the best MAGA pick-up lines here. 10. If I identify as a fireplace, will you come sit next to me? 9. Hey you. My pronouns are “yours” and “forever.” 8. What would you think if I toldContinue reading “The Best Woke Pick Up Lines”

Escape Game to Debut New AOC-Inspired Room Safely 2 Blocks Away From Any Danger

Philadelphia, PA — Fans of escape rooms will have a new challenge when they sign up for the immersive adventure inspired by Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s harrowing experience during the insurrection at the Capitol earlier this year. Among popular game room themes like, “Corporate Office,” “Annual Family Vacation,” and “Seal Team: Operation Blue Heron,” the debutContinue reading “Escape Game to Debut New AOC-Inspired Room Safely 2 Blocks Away From Any Danger”