beagle – Page 14 – Out of the Wilderness

Yo Homes, Smell Ya Later

She had no idea what was about to happen. Unfortunately, I had an idea. And boy, it’s an outside affair because it smelled like something out of a bad Judd Apatow movie. It was crude and I’d like to forget it.

Cee-Lo Green, Kickball, and Other Thoughts

If Cee-Lo was on the Periodic Table of Elements, he would be this: Having dogs is just like being a parent, but nothing like having kids. I make a point to not warn others when a cop with a radar gun is in the median. I want to learn how to straigten out a curved broom.Continue reading “Cee-Lo Green, Kickball, and Other Thoughts”

Alright… Night, Night

It’s one of those things that you don’t realize is happening till it’s a regular occurrence. Actually, if I had to boil most of what my dogs know, it’s happened that way. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve taught Piper to sit, shake, crawl under, halt, and a few other things. I’ve taught Asia to come,Continue reading “Alright… Night, Night”

My Dogs Drop Bombs and I Pick ‘Em Up

My dogs eat breakfast anywhere from 4am to 6am. After they eat, I let them outside for a few minutes to “take care of business,” and they usually rush out the door guns blazing. And by guns blazing I mean, honkin’ loud barks and howls as if an army of rabbits and squirrels just infiltratedContinue reading “My Dogs Drop Bombs and I Pick ‘Em Up”