1990s Bud Light Commercials that Haven’t Aged Well

Bud Light’s current situation makes the five ads below so much more funny, ironic, and cringe-worthy. Just wait till you get to the “in the can” ad. Takes on a whole new meaning now that Dylan Mulvaney (whose only option is “in the can” if you know what I mean) made an embarrassing video withContinue reading “1990s Bud Light Commercials that Haven’t Aged Well”

Bud Light – Making Alcoholics Sober Since 2023

“I cry a lot lately.” You might think that’s something the Marketing VP of Bud Light said recently but it’s not. It’s probably a true, but the line is from one of my favorite romantic comedies, Elizabethtown. In the movie, a shoe designer (Orlando Bloom) comes up with a design that’s supposed to be theContinue reading “Bud Light – Making Alcoholics Sober Since 2023”

Bud Light Commercial – Comments Off and a Country Act Cancelled?

Update June 2023: Bud Light has ANOTHER commercial, it’s a slap in the face! More here… Bud Light is in some serious hot water if what I’m reading is actually true. Apparently sales are down, WAY down, since stunning and brave trans superstar Dylan Mulvaney got canned a few weeks ago. Yep, Dylan with hisContinue reading “Bud Light Commercial – Comments Off and a Country Act Cancelled?”

Budweiser Commercial to Make You Forget About Trans-Women

This Bud’s for you, unless you identify as a they/them, in which case this Bud’s for… thee? Thus? Y’all? No one knows what to call anyone anymore but one thing’s for sure, Anheuser-Busch really stepped in some clydesdale horse sh#% when famous transwoman Dylan Mulvaney announced that Bud Light made a can with a DylanContinue reading “Budweiser Commercial to Make You Forget About Trans-Women”

Nothing could make me like NIKE less

It’s a fact that a talented high school kid shaved a Nike swoosh in my haircut when I was a freshman in high school and it was completely on purpose. But things got really real when my brother and I were joking (but half-heartedly serious) about getting Nike tattoos in college. Thank the Lord weContinue reading “Nothing could make me like NIKE less”