Your spray on tan looks more like an orange juice stain. For the third day in a row, you arrive at work with no shirt because that’s what Matthew McConaughey would do. You read articles about the tanorexic moms with envy. You wrote an email to the folks at Groupon asking for 90% off anContinue reading “Ten More Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation”
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The Art of Being Funny
“Women of New York… frost yourselves!” In the movie, “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days,” Matthew McConaughey’s character Benjamin Barry is pitching a slogan for a new advertising campaign when he yells this memorable message out a New York high rise window. The response is a guy on the street below yelling back,Continue reading “The Art of Being Funny”
If You’re A Broke Alcoholic
“Money will make you more of who you are. If you’re a broke alcoholic, you’ll be a rich alcoholic. I had a $15,000 bed but couldn’t get any sleep. I had 10 cars but wasn’t going anywhere.” To have a list of “favorite quotes” is fairly common. If you need proof, sign up for anyContinue reading “If You’re A Broke Alcoholic”
Out of the Wilderness 